Wednesday, 14 August 2013

So this is a thing...

I don't know much about blogging. Being internet-literate, you hear about these online giants who write long intelligent articles about a particular subject. This won't be one of those blogs (apologies) but on the off chance you enjoy reading about the shenanigans and happenstance's of a young man in a confusing world, then you may have stumbled upon just the right combination of letters.

For example, I may regale you with the tale of the time I was wander home from a friends house of an evening, and had an interesting encounter with an altogether too knowing fox.

Seriously, while animals definitely aren't human-smart, they know more than we give them credit for. My cat, for example, will mess with me on a daily basis and he's only been in existence for four months. Love him to bits though. It makes you realise how much other people's pets suck when you get one of your own. Fuck you, neighbour's cat. You don't own my garden, and your cat turds are no longer welcome.

BTW, I should probably warn you, there will be tangents. For the same reasons that this blog won't have a regular post date, I also will struggle to focus on a particular subject for more than a paragraph or two. But fear not, it all comes back around in the end.

"So what will this blog be about?" he asked himself, realising the audience were growing restless at his incessant babbling. I'll write about anything interesting that happens (not much), anything I have fairly strong opinions on (a little bit more, but still not a great amount), and any and all of my interests, including (but not limited to) films, TV, books, music, actors, football (the British kind), video games, the internet and pro wrestling.

That's right, I'm one of those weirdo's you unearth occasionally who still enjoy's the spectacle of pro wrestling beyond their formative years, the nerdy freaks who faithfully keep up with the shows each week.

We're a rare breed, but not as rare as you might think. Drop the right names into a conversation and a closet pro wrestling fan or too may just make themselves known to you. It could be anyone. They're kinda like the Illuminati, except far more likely to actually exist.

Anyway, I've started rambling again so I'll bring this to a close. That's me, hopefully I've interested you enough to maybe come back again whenever the next post goes up. And while that has no official date attached to it, (it could be tomorrow, the day after or even not until next week) it will definitely be up some time, and hopefully contain some interesting discussion of my, and maybe your interest. I'll try not to disappear between posts for months on end, but I'm afraid I have to disappear now.

A very good day to you, ladies and gents, until we meet again.

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